No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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