I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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