Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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