I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
