ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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