As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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