She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Randomize
