seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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