Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize