Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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