yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
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