Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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