dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
