I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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