We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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