Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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