Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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