I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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