is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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