was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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