Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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