it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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