oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Come share oat with me in your robe
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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