And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
This toilet bowl is my home.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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