that's an acceptable place to lick
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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