she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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