all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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