I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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