then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I just found puke in my bra..
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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