Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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