New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
