Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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