doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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