dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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