If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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