It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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