Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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