I wannas sexs uuuuu
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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