i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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