Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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