You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
im six kinds of drunk right now
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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