i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
this will be a night to untag.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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