rhymes with "ouble enetration"
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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