first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Even my vagina gasped.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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