The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
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