Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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