I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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