i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
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