well I can't set my house on fire every night
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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