im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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