ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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