3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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