i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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