her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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