i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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